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My Name Is IVY LEWIS, I Live in [BLANK]-Ville, (REDACTED)-Town
And One Day When I am Rich and Powerful, I Will Get an Epic Nosejob That Will SHOCK THE NATION!!!
I LOVE SYD BARRETT!!!
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SYD BARRETT, Patron Saint of IVY LAND Sadly Passed Away ONE (1) month and ONE (1) day Before I Was Born. I AM BACK WELCOM BACK ME, IM HIM!!!
Very Soon, I Will Marry a 95 Year old Billionaire Who Will be VERY RICH. And Then, He will DIE; I do Not Know How, But He Will DIE.
Then, I Will Run Away With My TRUE (confirmed) Love And We Will Live a Prosperous Life.
OH MY GOD WAIT But What If HE Kills ME And Runs Off With MY Bag?! What Will I do When I'm Poor All Over Again?!
NEW 5 YEAR PLAN COMING SOON!!!